I've Never Been Less Surprised

Wow...a stripper from Texas stole money to buy a Nascar team? Who would have ever thought?

The only thing less surprising than this would have been if a stripper stole money to build an octagon in her backyard and scheduled UFC fights...

Also, i decided not to post on this earlier this week but i will now.
Is it bad that before i was even done reading this headline that i was saying in my mind, "You liar. You're so completely full of shit." Shouldn't one have at least a tiny iota of belief in the words of the President of the United States of America??? I mean, just a little? There's not a thing this guy could say to me from now until eternity that i would say, "You know what? He's definitely telling the truth, being completely sincere, and i for one, think he has a point..." Not a single damn thing.

This also pisses me off. Bush uses a fucking HURRICANE metaphor to describe the war?!? Is he serious? And, just like the Britney Spears thing (see below), it's not like Bush is writing his own speeches, but i can't help but blame him. At some point, he's gotta say, "Hey listen guys...i know you're trying to be dramatic and all but i was asleep in my bed when America's shores were destroyed by a friggin hurricane and we kinda looked bad... Ix-Nay on the urricane-Hay OKEY DOKE??"

But he doesn't, so it's his fault. I mean, i guess the metaphor is apt, he's fucked up both things simultaneously, so we can compare them together now...

And while we're at it, is this the only thing the CIA has gotten right in the last decade? Methinks yes.