Watching Out for Abnormal Behavior

So Bush is pimping the VaTech massacre as a reason to be ever vigilant against random and unsubstantiated threats. The threats of what you may ask? Terrorism? Goth kids?

Well, as usual, he wasn't specific but one can only imagine that by "abnormal behavior" he meant being gay, black, Mexican, Islamic, an environmentalist or a democrat. Also, we can probably safely assume that by getting an abortion, not being Christian, driving a Hybrid car, not eating meat or living in Oregon (sorry guys but anyone who lives there is a pot smoking, socialist hippie as far as he's concerned...) is also "abnormal."

It's these type of blanket generalizations from the Bush administration that i'm really going to miss when their time is up.